Rhonda, Don’t Shrapnel My Heart!

Aug 5, 2016
It was a little over six years ago that my wife and I strolled into our local Rhonda dealership to buy her a new car from a charming salesman who also happened to be named Scott …¬†no relation,¬...

Thunderin’ Thuckatash

Jul 8, 2016
It rains so much here in Florida – sometimes I think about growing myself a nice pair of gills. In fact, we have an entire season that we refer to as “the rainy season” whe...

Death of a Hairbrush

Jun 24, 2016
I really liked that brush. And I know that it probably doesn’t seem very manly for a guy to become attached to a hairbrush as opposed to something like¬†a chainsaw¬†or¬†a flamethrower,¬†but I...

Florida, Strong and Weird

Jun 17, 2016
It isn’t easy to laugh in the wake of tragedy, and this week Florida has certainly seen more than its share. First it was the close-range murder of YouTube sensation Christina Grimmie while she ...

Summer Water Park Fun AND YOU!!!

Jun 10, 2016
It’s summertime. It’s hot outside – roughly 95 brazillion degrees, last I checked. What are you supposed to do to help beat this crazy summer heat??? If you’re anything like me...

A Cautionary Tale About Frogs…

May 27, 2016
I’m not ashamed to¬†admit it – I was once naive in the ways of the common green frog, led to believe that they’re all cute and laid-back¬†and slimy in a fun-loving, hoppy kind of way...

Oh No Toilet!

May 20, 2016
No single phrase in the English language is more terrifying to hear than,¬†“The toilet isn’t flushing.” Well maybe,¬†“There’s a meteor headed straight for Earth and the c...