*bleep* *blorp* Oh, hey! I’ll be with you in just a… *zap* Damn it! Level 5 is just too freaking fast – who could possibly play that?! Sorry about that, and my sincere apologies if I seem a little, well, distracted, but I’ve just been really into this game lately. And no, it’s not the latest Mario game to come [...]
Happy Sunday to you all!
Or to some, I might even say, “Happy Valentine’s Day!” For you, today is a day filled with love and romance and all of that other mushy stuff. As for the rest, well, maybe there will be some decent movies on TV for you to watch?
Anyways, I know that this year’s valentine’s day column is a bit, well, different from humor columns that I’ve written on the subject in the past. It was something of an experiment that came about at the last minute and ultimately, I guess you could say that recently I’ve managed to shrug off just a bit of my bitterness, at least with regards to the most lovey-dovey day of the year! What can I say, marriage has made a bit of a romantic out of this old cynic…
Nonetheless, if there’s one thing that I strive to be … aside from an astronaut, anyways … it’s an equal-opportunity entertainer, which is why I’ve taken the liberty of digging into the vast archives of The Humor Column to bring out a variety of Valentine’s-related columns that I’ve written over the years, sure to encourage a chuckle out of you whether you’re currently head-over-heels in love, bouncing in and out of love like a pogo stick, or even just recently still getting used to your new life in the witness relocation program – a little something for everyone!
All’s Fair in Love and War…Including Cyanide (from 2003)
Ten Things I Really Can’t Stand About You – a Valentine’s Day Blitzkrieg (from 2004)
Internet Dating for Dummies…LOL (from 2006)
You Didn’t Forget, Did You?! Uh Oh… (from 2008)
Obligatory Valentine’s Day Column (from 2009)
If nothing else, be sure to stop by the grocery store later on this evening when they put all of that leftover candy on sale for 50% off – see, everybody’s a winner on Valentine’s Day!
Your Master of Comedic Romance Himself,
- Scott Sevener
Well, this week’s column is certainly one of those where it’s less than fortunate that I tend to write about happenings from my own life, as I’ve been feebly battling some sort of surprise, mystery flu for the better part of a week at this point. With any luck, the wise and knowledgeable weather sages will be correct with their predictions and this weekend will bring us some desperately needed relief from this unfathomable cold that I’m officially blaming for this aching ailment of mine!
For those of you who are also facing mucus monsters of the malignant kind and prefer a little company for your collective misery, here are even a few more sick-centric columns that I’ve written over the years – may all of my runny noses and crippling back injuries bring a smile to your congested face nonetheless during times of your own unending yuckiness…
Yours in Kleenexes, Dry Toast, and NyQuil,
- Sc *sneeze* … ehhh, Scott
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