Oh No Toilet!

May 20, 2016
No single phrase in the English language is more terrifying to hear than, “The toilet isn’t flushing.” Well maybe, “There’s a meteor headed straight for Earth and the c...

Toy Shopping 101

May 6, 2016
Whether you’re shopping for a kid who’s just turning one year old, or maybe five, or perhaps even thirty-six, the art of shopping for the perfect birthday toy is not one to be taken l...

Gardening for Lazy People

Apr 29, 2016
I enjoy the outdoors alright … I suppose. I mean, I look at it through the window every day, not to mention passing it whenever I walk from my front door out to my car in the driveway … le...

The Intimidating Ceiling Fan of Doom

Apr 22, 2016
How much do we really know about ceiling fans??? I mean, sure, they hang from the center of pretty much every room in the house, faithfully serving to keep us cool by circulating air justly around our...

Happy Birthday, Crazy Monkey Boy…

Mar 25, 2016
Ahhh, the ripe young age of two years-old – a time filled with Goldfish crackers and sippy cups, when every toy is a new opportunity to trip up your parents and the whole world is your jungle ...

Donald Harumph

Mar 4, 2016
It pains me to say this like the root canal I’ve never had, but I think it might be time to start coming to terms with the fact that Donald Trump may very well be the next President of the Uni...

The Immune System of a French Hen

Dec 4, 2015
I can’t get sick at Christmastime – I’ve got too much stuff to do! At least if you’re one of the birds stuck in that dreadful song, you’ve got some backup in case one of ...

Fun with Moving Boxes!

Nov 20, 2015
Who doesn’t love helping somebody move?! The carrying of cardboard boxes, the profuse sweating, the subsequent offering of pizza and beer in compensation for the carrying of boxes and the sweat...