http://www.comedic-genius.com Showcasing the writing and other creative works of Scott Sevener... Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:01:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/addicted-to-stupid-little-games%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/addicted-to-stupid-little-games%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2418
*bleep* *blorp* Oh, hey!  I’ll be with you in just a… *zap* Damn it!  Level 5 is just too freaking fast – who could possibly play that?! Sorry about that, and my sincere apologies if I seem a little, well, distracted, but I’ve just been really into this game lately.  And no, it’s not the latest Mario game to come [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/addicted-to-stupid-little-games%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/car-salesmen-are-people-too%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/car-salesmen-are-people-too%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:00:30 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2414
…well, at least a couple of them are, anyways… As they say, every story has its beginning, which is why I should probably start by explaining that this week’s edition of The Humor Column is actually Part 2 of a story that began earlier this month regarding the trials and tribulations that revolve around buying a [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/car-salesmen-are-people-too%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/the-friendly-skies-are-full-of-jerks/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/the-friendly-skies-are-full-of-jerks/#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:00:05 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2397
Holy smokes – talk about a bad week to set foot on an airplane! Folks, I don’t know if you’ve been keeping score there at home, but I have and according to my charts, we’re running out of airlines that are still worth flying faster than the crab legs on All You Can Eat Night at [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/the-friendly-skies-are-full-of-jerks/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/updates/2010/looking-for-more-of-a-bittersweet-valentine/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/updates/2010/looking-for-more-of-a-bittersweet-valentine/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 15:09:06 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2394 Happy Sunday to you all! Or to some, I might even say, “Happy Valentine’s Day!” For you, today is a day filled with love and romance and all of that other mushy stuff.  As for the rest, well, maybe there will be some decent movies on TV for you to watch? Anyways, I know that this year’s [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/updates/2010/looking-for-more-of-a-bittersweet-valentine/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/love-is-funny-sometimes%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/love-is-funny-sometimes%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:00:56 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2385
We can be romantic around here.  You bet your sweet Cheez-Its, we can be romantic around here! I know, I know – previous columns regarding such regal topics as phlegm and robots and my own mysteries from beyond the sock drawer might very well lead one to believe that we’re a little less refined here at [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/love-is-funny-sometimes%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/dueling-with-dealerships-take-two/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/dueling-with-dealerships-take-two/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:00:59 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2380
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again… Thus is the legacy of buying a new car.  We’ve all done it, and we’ll most likely all do it several more times as long as them fossil fuels hold out, but it’s not really something that any of us are looking forward to, [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/dueling-with-dealerships-take-two/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/as-the-holiday-goodies-runneth-dry%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/as-the-holiday-goodies-runneth-dry%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:00:56 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2306
Go ahead and groan all you want – you knew that we were eventually going to have to do this sooner or later.  I mean, we’re almost all the way through January in its entirety, and I would be remiss as your life counselor and personal purveyor of comedic wordplay if I didn’t at least [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/as-the-holiday-goodies-runneth-dry%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/we-wont-get-cooled-again/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/we-wont-get-cooled-again/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:00:18 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2264
With apologies to Pete Townsend and The Who… Whew – is everybody still with us?! Boy, has it been a rough couple of weeks around this place … I don’t know about you, but that cold was just about more than I could bear!  I mean, people move to Florida to get away from the freezing cold, [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/we-wont-get-cooled-again/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/updates/2010/cough-cough-sneeze/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/updates/2010/cough-cough-sneeze/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:00:19 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2241 Well, this week’s column is certainly one of those where it’s less than fortunate that I tend to write about happenings from my own life, as I’ve been feebly battling some sort of surprise, mystery flu for the better part of a week at this point.  With any luck, the wise and knowledgeable weather sages [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/updates/2010/cough-cough-sneeze/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/please-don%e2%80%99t-sneeze-please-don%e2%80%99t-sneeze%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/please-don%e2%80%99t-sneeze-please-don%e2%80%99t-sneeze%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:00:00 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2229
And I say that not so much with concern regarding the spreading of swine flu as much as simply a meager plea to the sinus gods who are currently beating my very being to a swollen pulp … I’d be willing to bet my last bottle of NyQuil that everyone out there would agree that [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/please-don%e2%80%99t-sneeze-please-don%e2%80%99t-sneeze%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0