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The Humor Column has been published since 1999 and currently spans 333 columns

A weekly column that started somewhere between 1999 and 2001, The Humor Column is my longest running column to date and probably one of my works that I enjoy writing the most. Over the years, I've always seemed to be able to entertain myself by finding humor in even the most mundane of happenings. Eventually I started writing down these random musings about the oddities of life that stood out to me on a weekly basis and now years later, well, as you can see I've grown quite the collection...

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December 25, 2009 - The Year I Got Socks for Christmas
December 24, 2009 - The Christmas List, 2009 Edition
December 18, 2009 - Re-Gifting the Snuggie
December 11, 2009 - A Holiday Tribute … to Chex Mix
December 4, 2009 - Decking the Halls Should Be the Law!
November 27, 2009 - All Christmas, All the Time!
November 20, 2009 - Bringing the Boat Back Home
November 13, 2009 - ‘Tis Not the Season for Swimming
November 6, 2009 - Medical Bills Make Me Sad
October 30, 2009 - Another Sock Bites the Dust…
October 23, 2009 - The Bleeech Effect
October 16, 2009 - The Most Productive Place on Earth
October 9, 2009 - Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome
October 2, 2009 - Fondue-bidubly!!!
September 25, 2009 - Size Matters … At Least with Regards to Giant Cookies
September 18, 2009 - Pizza Innovation in the 21st Century
September 11, 2009 - The Ice Cream Detective
September 4, 2009 - There Are Many Wrong Ways to Eat a Hot Pocket
August 28, 2009 - Finally Befriending Facebook
August 21, 2009 - Happy Birthday, But You Know, You Ain’t Getting Any Younger…
August 14, 2009 - Oh, the Creaks You Make When I’m All Alone…
August 7, 2009 - Aloe is a Stupid Man’s Best Friend
July 31, 2009 - It’s a Jungle Out There…
July 24, 2009 - Mean, Old Mr. Sevener…
July 17, 2009 - The Day the Earth Stood Sweating
July 10, 2009 - To Those Not Currently in Burn Wards Around the Country…
July 3, 2009 - God Bless the HOA
June 26, 2009 - Sold Out By Betty Crocker
June 19, 2009 - Who Knew Weddings Could Be This Easy?!
June 12, 2009 - The Fine Art of Chinese Buffet Takeout
June 5, 2009 - Wanted: Shoes
May 29, 2009 - Spring Cleaning is for Chumps
May 22, 2009 - Taking Back Dungeons…
May 15, 2009 - Love is in the Air, and on the Walls, and Pretty Much Everywhere Else In Between, Too…
May 8, 2009 - Taking the Sport of Baseball to New Heights
May 1, 2009 - This Column was Made Using Reclaimed Water
April 24, 2009 - Completely Legitimate Cruising Concerns
April 17, 2009 - Things That Go Chomp In the Night
April 10, 2009 - They Call Me “Unsolicited”
April 3, 2009 - Still Sore from the Auto Shop
March 27, 2009 - Not the Brightest Appliances in the House…
March 20, 2009 - Chocolate Cake for Breakfast
March 13, 2009 - Why Can’t You Drive 55?!
March 6, 2009 - Not So Much Safe from Giant Birds, Either…
February 27, 2009 - Bad Computer!
February 20, 2009 - Movies We Don’t Need Sequels To…
February 13, 2009 - Obligatory Valentine’s Day Column
February 6, 2009 - Sherlock Hemlock and The Case of the Missing Garbage Can Lid
January 30, 2009 - Super Bowl Fever
January 23, 2009 - The Most Horrible Plane Ride in the World
January 16, 2009 - Only This Blanket Can Save You Now!
January 9, 2009 - Reality Check
January 2, 2009 - Looking Back at an Awesome 2008