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Even more (admittedly morbid) spider fun!

What’s that, you say?  Haven’t quite got your fill of creepy, spider-related comedy yet, you say?!  Well, have I got just the thing for you…

Call it partially the inspiration for this week’s column or call it the inevitable result of writing this week’s column, but earlier this week I documented in blog form an incident from a few days prior that pitted beast vs. beast in a little science experiment of mine that could’ve only taken place at three in the morning when I should’ve been sound asleep!  It was gruesome, it was ugly, and depending upon your perspective of human-arachnid relations, you might say that a bit of spider torture and/or torment was involved.

My (Admittedly Morbid) Science Experiment … Part 1 (Spider vs. Cricket)
My (Admittedly Morbid) Science Experiment … Part 2 (Spider vs. Spider)
My (Admittedly Morbid) Science Experiment … Epilogue (Wife vs. Spider)

Now I’m going to warn you right now - if you’re at all grossed out by close-up pictures of bugs, don’t click those links.

If you find yourself sick to your stomach while pondering the concept of bugs eating other bugs, don’t click those links.

If there’s a spider behind you RIGHT NOW AND HE’S ABOUT TO GET YOU!!! Just kidding, but you might want to avoid clicking as well … you did jump just a little there…

But for all those who remain, feel free to click through and enjoy this rare glimpse of what my mind does to entertain itself when the night is late and I start getting bored playing video games!  Remember, though, once you click ‘em, you can’t un-click ‘em … you have been warned!

- Spider Scott