Oh No Toilet!

May 20, 2016
No single phrase in the English language is more terrifying to hear than, “The toilet isn’t flushing.” Well maybe, “There’s a meteor headed straight for Earth and the c...

Life is Like a Poop

Oct 9, 2015
I dream of a day when my best stories don’t involve my child’s pooping activities… …but alas, today is not that day. Although it’s mostly true that his craziest of poops...

The Urine Courier

Sep 27, 2013
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldn...

Classy Like a Dog’s Butt…

Jan 13, 2012
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...

A Tale of Two Toilets

Apr 20, 2007
Talk about a week gone down the tubes… I thought I was doing a good thing two falls ago when I moved from my apartment to a stately condo on the other side of town. The neighborhood was nicer (read:...

Toilet Humor

Mar 30, 2007
Ladies, you might want to sit this one out – go grab a drink and just talk amongst yourselves for the next few minutes – because the men and I need to have a little talk… We need to have a littl...