Frosted Santas and gingerbread men are just as big a part of my holiday celebrations as the HoneyBaked Ham and the succulent, sweet and sour meatballs, and every other dish that makes my mouth water a...
Up until now I’ve made a considerable effort to limit myself to meats that have actually been cooked – it’s a policy that has served me quite well over the years......
At least apples and oranges have the decency to grow hanging on trees in plain sight, but so many vegetables grow underground or out of sight – who knows what they’re doing when they’re down the...
Believe me, I certainly understand that my lack of open pit prowess isn’t exactly the most manly thing to be declaring here in the dead of summer when the Coronas are flowing freely and every guy wh...
Boy – dieting sure would be a lot more fun if I didn’t have to feel like I had been banished from every delicious, mouthwatering morsel of junk food I’ve ever known!...
As much as I wish that my creative juices were just constantly flowing strong like a mighty river of comedy 24x7, flooding onto the screen just as quickly as my fingers are able to dance nimbly across...
It's kind of tough to be happy for your buddy who’s getting a free trip to Disneyland when your own next stop is between the mashed potatoes and gravy on a random dinner table far, far away from the...