The Beginning of the End

Sep 5, 2008
I just plucked my first grey hair. Last week was my birthday, when I turned the ripe, young age of 28 years-old, and up until this morning, I didn’t feel all that bad about it. I mean, sure, I’m g...

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Sep 8, 2004
Ladies and gentlemen, my apologies if I seem a bit jittery today, but I recently lived through the most traumatic experience since The Muppet Show went off the air… Most of you know me as a differen...

The Music’s Too Loud!

Sep 24, 2003
I’ve tried my very best to give them the benefit of the doubt, but there’s only so far that I’m willing to go! I was a big hard rock fan back in the day and have still been known to crank it up ...