Take Me Out to the Ballgame…I Could Use a Good Nap!

Jul 9, 2003 The Humor Column

An American pastime, eh? Yeah, I can’t think of any better way to pass the time than by sitting in a hard plastic seat, watching a bunch of guys on the other end of the field intermittently playing ...

Great Moments in Science

Mar 5, 2003 The Humor Column

Science can be a dirty, unforgiving game that takes no prisoners (…except in the case of animal testing, of course!) and I just have to hand it to the people behind the scenes who continue to make i...

…with Liberty and Pornography for All!

Aug 29, 1999 The Humor Column

Warning! You must be at least 18 years old to read the following article. By continuing, you are confirming that: (a) you are of legal age in your city, state, country, territory, or universe to view ...