Death of an Air Conditioner
The idea of driving around without air conditioning even at two o’clock in the morning for a quick trip to the store is an unfathomable fate that I wouldn’t dare wish upon my worst of enemies…...
Ain’t No Season Like the Rainy Season ‘Cause the Rainy Season Don’t Stop!
It may not be a long shower, but oh boy, is it a thorough drenching during that half hour when the sky opens up and unleashes its wrath of a thousand bathtubs upon an unsuspecting mass of the soon-to-...
If Anybody Needs Me, I Think I’ll Be at the Beach…
I’m sure that plenty of people in landlocked states would love the chance on any given day to be able to just walk along the white, sandy beaches and take a rejuvenating dip in the bathwater-tempera...
Pay No Attention to My Awesome Cape and Ginormous Muscles
Sometimes I’ll spend hours upon hours on end just sitting around pondering super powers – is it better to go with lightning speed or just jump straight to flying? Would I rather be invisible or h...
A Rollercoaster of Cold
Just when I flip the central air back over to AC and think that the worst is behind us, I’m pulling out blankets once again and looking for things to burn for warmth – all the while, my sinuses do...
You Wouldn’t Know Funny From a Hole in the Ground!
I wish I could fictionalize gargantuan holes of this incredible magnitude, but these ridiculous chasms truly are the Grand Poobahs of craters into the Earth’s crust, the likes of which have never be...
Caution: Alligator in Roadway
You know how when you’re just driving along, minding your own business, and then all of a sudden, you hit an alligator in the middle of the road?! Of course you don’t, because aside from Florida, ...
Welcome to Florida, You Gullible Suckers!
Sure, giant lizards munching on your rhododendrons might be a bit of a surprise the first time around, but if you ask me, a little unexpected gator with your morning paper is nothing compared to an ev...