Surviving the Bridal Showcase
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m just happy to be here at all this week! I know, I know – I too thought that last week’s run-in with death a la acupuncture would’ve been more than enough excitement f...Convertible Envy
I don’t mean to brag, but I think it’s important that you know that I’m probably cooler than you now. I know, it’s been a little difficult for me to adjust to it, also, because traditionally I...A Tale of Two Toilets
Talk about a week gone down the tubes… I thought I was doing a good thing two falls ago when I moved from my apartment to a stately condo on the other side of town. The neighborhood was nicer (read:...Trick Pants
I have recently found my way into quite the predicament, which although shouldn’t be all that out of the ordinary for you – the reader – as without such predicaments, there would be litt...The Man’s Soap Opera
Sex, lies, and more Mother/Daughter betrayal than this humor column has certainly ever seen – these are the soaps of our lives. Of course, even with enough provocative content to turn Bill Clinton g...Half-Time?! With Cleavage Like That, Baby…
…you could go full-time! So how about that game, eh?! The Patriots gently spanked the Panthers with a last-minute field goal that would’ve had even Grandma screaming at the television had she been...Bucs Win the Super Bowl, Hell Freezes Over, and Other Astonishing Tales…
This weekend I had the rare opportunity to add to the list of things I thought I’d never, ever…ever see in my lifetime. It was during that little football game that you guys make such a big stink ...…with Liberty and Pornography for All!
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