The Cost of Stupidity This Week is $98

Nov 16, 2007
Boy, do I ever feel dumb. And not even the kind of dumb where you’re like, “Well, that was kind of silly – I hope nobody was watching…” so much as “That was quite possibly the stupidest th...

Surviving the Bridal Showcase

Jul 27, 2007
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m just happy to be here at all this week! I know, I know – I too thought that last week’s run-in with death a la acupuncture would’ve been more than enough excitement f...

Convertible Envy

Jul 13, 2007
I don’t mean to brag, but I think it’s important that you know that I’m probably cooler than you now. I know, it’s been a little difficult for me to adjust to it, also, because traditionally I...

A Tale of Two Toilets

Apr 20, 2007
Talk about a week gone down the tubes… I thought I was doing a good thing two falls ago when I moved from my apartment to a stately condo on the other side of town. The neighborhood was nicer (read:...

Trick Pants

Jun 24, 2005
I have recently found my way into quite the predicament, which although shouldn’t be all that out of the ordinary for you – the reader – as without such predicaments, there would be litt...

The Man’s Soap Opera

Feb 25, 2004
Sex, lies, and more Mother/Daughter betrayal than this humor column has certainly ever seen – these are the soaps of our lives. Of course, even with enough provocative content to turn Bill Clinton g...