The Man’s Soap Opera

Feb 25, 2004 The Humor Column

Sex, lies, and more Mother/Daughter betrayal than this humor column has certainly ever seen – these are the soaps of our lives. Of course, even with enough provocative content to turn Bill Clinton g...

Half-Time?! With Cleavage Like That, Baby…

Feb 4, 2004 The Humor Column

…you could go full-time! So how about that game, eh?! The Patriots gently spanked the Panthers with a last-minute field goal that would’ve had even Grandma screaming at the television had she been...

I’ll See You in Court!

Oct 29, 2003 The Humor Column

I’ve been watching a lot of afternoon television lately and first of all, I’ve just got to tell you – I don’t understand how anybody could just sit around and watch TV all day long! I mean, do...

My Governor Can Spell More Better Than Your Governor!

Oct 8, 2003 The Humor Column

Well, it happened, didn’t it? For months and months, all of us in the other 49 states just kept telling each other, “Nah, it’s just a phase – this whole recall thing will never actually happen...

The Music’s Too Loud!

Sep 24, 2003 The Humor Column

I’ve tried my very best to give them the benefit of the doubt, but there’s only so far that I’m willing to go! I was a big hard rock fan back in the day and have still been known to crank it up ...

Reality Bites

Sep 17, 2003 The Humor Column

Cockroaches, supermodels, and gay men – flip on the television this fall and you’re bound to come across at least two of the three within any given hour. And not to say that this is necessarily a ...

If I Directed the Movies…

Aug 27, 2003 The Humor Column

While I certainly wouldn’t consider myself a connoisseur by any means, I do find myself watching a lot of movies these days and would like to think that I can tell the difference between a good movi...

Back to the Drawing Board

Jul 23, 2003 The Humor Column

We haven’t been faced with the very worst of them yet, but as even the previews begin airing for the fall television schedules that we have to look forward to, one distinct idea has become very appa...

Play That Song One More Time and I’m Switching to Polka!

Jul 16, 2003 The Humor Column

Aren’t radio stations great? Playing the great hits of yesterday and today, more of our favorite tunes without all of the commercials, now without the rap – all of this right from the comfort of o...

Why Are We All Such a Bunch of Mindless Idiots?

Oct 24, 2002 The Humor Column

I feel like I’m surrounded by gerbils, and not in a Richard Gere-type of way, either. Now don’t take that as an insult because I include myself in this particular scenario – in fact, maybe lemmi...