100 Push-Ups or Bust

Nov 11, 2011
If you’re anything like me, the thought of doing 100 of just about anything is enough to bring sweat to your brow and make you reach for another cold can of Diet Coke in defeat......

The Year I Got Socks for Christmas

Dec 25, 2009
That’s right, folks – not just one, but two editions of The Humor Column this week … call it a little Christmas gift from me to you because, well, I don’t make nearly enough to buy you all new...

Taking Back Dungeons…

May 22, 2009
Raising your long sword high above your head, you deliver one final staggering blow to the Orc Warrior, causing it to howl out in agony as it drops to the ground in defeat… Oops, sorry about that ...

Movies We Don’t Need Sequels To…

Feb 20, 2009
Dear Hollywood, Please be advised that the following movie sequels do not need to be made, whether in theatrical release, straight-to-DVD, or projected on the bottom of somebody’s shoe. We apologize...

Voltron for President

Oct 24, 2008
The other candidates are right – it is time for change. But when we’re talking about the future of the greatest nation on Earth, why stop with change in our politics or our economy or even our way...

A Bachelor’s Swan Song

Oct 3, 2008
So this is it, folks – my last column as a single man, and not so much in the doppelganger or evil twin lurking out there in the shadows perspective so much as the no more checking out hot chicks at...