The Intimidating Ceiling Fan of Doom

Apr 22, 2016
How much do we really know about ceiling fans??? I mean, sure, they hang from the center of pretty much every room in the house, faithfully serving to keep us cool by circulating air justly around our...

The Dog Food Days of Insect Repellant

Aug 22, 2014
Cockroaches are disgusting. I don’t really think that I’m crossing any boundaries making a proclamation like that, and if I am, by all means I’ll be more than happy to respond personally to any ...

Aggressive Nose Kisses for All My Men

Oct 11, 2013
So my dog has this new way of telling you that she’s super happy to see you. It’s really gross and invasive and it gives me the heebie-jeebies pretty much every time that she does it, so I wanted ...

Nobody WANTS to Pick Up Dog Poop…

Feb 8, 2013
When you have a dog, there are certain responsibilities than you agree to undertake. Now I don’t have to tell any of you folks about that – my readers are smart people and would never dream of not...

Cleo vs. The War Zone

Jul 6, 2012
Here she sees it as her #1 job to protect the inhabitants of our house from all outside threats, and yet the thundering booms as sparks fall from the clouds imply that she’s clearly out of her leagu...

Classy Like a Dog’s Butt…

Jan 13, 2012
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...

Our Messy House, Snow Globe Edition

Jan 6, 2012
I’m sure if they had any idea of the colossal mess that these seemingly harmless fillers can impose on an unsuspecting home should the furry walls containing them somehow become compromised, they’...

Hungry Hungry Cleo

Aug 12, 2011
The sad truth of the matter, as any frustrated puppy owner will woefully confirm, is that in reality we have no choice but to comply with the bite-sized demands of these creatures that are systematica...