Rhonda, Don’t Shrapnel My Heart!

Aug 5, 2016
It was a little over six years ago that my wife and I strolled into our local Rhonda dealership to buy her a new car from a charming salesman who also happened to be named Scott … no relation,...

Toy Shopping 101

May 6, 2016
Whether you’re shopping for a kid who’s just turning one year old, or maybe five, or perhaps even thirty-six, the art of shopping for the perfect birthday toy is not one to be taken l...

The Three-Dollar Waffle Maker

Nov 25, 2011
Do you really think that a waffle maker that costs less than a Big Mac from McDonald’s is capable of doing anything other than burning your kitchen to the ground in a fiery inferno???...

The Man with the Biggest Bed Wins

Oct 1, 2010
You eat enough of the candy bars and eventually you no longer have a choice but to buy the corresponding mattress, but in this case it had actually just been something that we had been planning to do ...

Car Salesmen Are People, Too…

Feb 26, 2010
…well, at least a couple of them are, anyways… As they say, every story has its beginning, which is why I should probably start by explaining that this week’s edition of The Humor Column is actu...