Did you hear that?! My God, this house is scary at night. Although I’m fairly sure that the place isn’t actually haunted, it’s nonetheless quite possible that it could just up and collapse at ...
I knew I forgot to do something over the last 6 – 8 weeks… But here we are now, right on the heels of summer, and with June literally right around the corner at this point, I guess all I can say i...
Ever feel like you’re right smack dab in the middle of a gigantic bug orgy? And just to clarify, by gigantic I mean a great quantity of overly-amorous insects as opposed to a smaller number of schoo...
I’m just going to be honest with you – I’m not really a big fan of heights. I mean, now that I’m more or less considered a “grown-up,” I’ll force myself to endure certain activities invo...
It’s on, my friends! The big vacation is now a mere six months away and counting, and the clock ticks closer every day to that time when I’ll be hopping on a gigantic boat with my wife down to the...
I woke up with one hell of a bite on my neck the other morning. Using my awesome powers of deductive reasoning, I’m led to believe one of the two following scenarios: a) My wife is actually a vampir...
Holy crap, you’re never going to believe what just happened to me! There I was – driving down the road, minding my own business, when out of nowhere came the biggest bird you’ve ever seen! Well,...
Man, some people will do anything to be on TV these days! And apparently whereas in previous years, said anything used to involve maybe taking a random pie to the face or getting a bucket of slime dum...
It’s the middle of summer, it’s hotter than the surface of the sun itself here in Florida, and here I am afraid to step foot in the water for fear of being gobbled up or snarfed down or at the ver...
It’s State Fair time here in Florida! Yes, you can tell by the rickety, glowing carnival rides barely standing upright on the horizon, the rapid spike in sales of antacids at surrounding convenience...