Hindsight is Always 2020…

Jan 3, 2020 The Humor Column

If I had known then what I do know now … would I still have made the same stupid mistakes anyways??? It’s easy to say that we would’ve been smarter, given the wisdom of hindsight a...

The Future Has Never Been Cheesier!

Oct 2, 2015 The Humor Column

I never thought that I’d live to see the day when Kraft Macaroni & Cheese could be delivered to my door with the click of a button. The barriers were simply too great – websites contai...

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!!!

Jan 1, 2010 The Humor Column

So this is 2010, is it? I don’t know about you guys, but I guess I just thought it would’ve been, errr, a little flashier, a bit more high tech, maybe just a tad more futuristic. I mean, by now I ...

My Future’s So Bright, I’ve Gotta Take Pills…

Oct 1, 2006 The Humor Column

Today was a pretty rough day for me. You see, earlier this morning I had a follow-up appointment with my doctor because about six months ago I finally decided to look into this whole hereditary high b...

“It Probably Won’t Happen Tomorrow!”

Feb 15, 2006 The Humor Column

I was watching The Weather Channel the other day – because my life really is that exciting – and I was astounded. That’s right – astounded, and not simply due to the fact that I ju...

In the Year 2001…

Jan 1, 2001 The Humor Column

And so this is Christmas, and what have we done?  Another year’s over, a new one’s begun. Ah, the year 2001.  We’ve finally reached the point where absolutely no one can deny that ...