How Do I Love Thee, Verizon iPhone?

Feb 11, 2011
I know that we haven’t known each other very long, but even after just the 3 days, 18 hours, and 37 minutes of pristine, digital bliss that we’ve been able to spend together so far, I can honestly...

Love is Funny Sometimes…

Feb 12, 2010
We can be romantic around here.  You bet your sweet Cheez-Its, we can be romantic around here! I know, I know – previous columns regarding such regal topics as phlegm and robots and my own mysterie...

Obligatory Valentine’s Day Column

Feb 13, 2009
So many pink and red stuffed animals, so much chocolate… …and yet yours truly is having an awfully hard time scrounging up the desire to dive into that heart-shaped debocle this year. I don’t kn...

You Didn’t Forget, Did You?! Uh oh…

Feb 15, 2008
For many of us, today is a day to breathe a sigh of relief and profess solemnly to one another, “We made it, gentlemen. We’ve survived another Valentine’s Day successfully, all of our men are in...

Valentine’s Day in a Box

Feb 5, 2007
I guess Forrest Gump was right – life is like a box of chocolates. In fact, given the upcoming holiday, I’d even go so far as to say that love is like a box of chocolates, for a number of reasons ...

That CRAZY Little Thing Called Love…

Feb 11, 2005
Roses are red, tulips are yellow, That woman alongside you, she be one CRAZY fellow! Whether it be writing “I love you” in the sky, in the local newspaper, or even across one’s own forehead, it ...