Cleo vs. The War Zone
Here she sees it as her #1 job to protect the inhabitants of our house from all outside threats, and yet the thundering booms as sparks fall from the clouds imply that she’s clearly out of her leagu...
Send in The Ultramarines!
The lack of dirt and grime, the pleasant, post-shower aroma, the generally squeaky-clean feeling – of course … it all seemed so obvious now! How silly of me to think that merely a bunch of random ...
Daylight Savings Time is Stupid (a Call to Arms)
Alarm clocks Unexpected late night telephone calls Days when the lawn guy comes super early and proceeds to run his weed-whacker right outside my bedroom window In general, I pretty much loathe anythi...
The Great Ant Invasion of 2007
I really hate ants. And I apologize to any arthropods that might happen to be reading my column this week, but you little buggers have sure been a pain in my neck … and arms, and legs … for the pa...
Victory is Ours!!!
We did it, folks! It’s been a long and arduous road for tortilla chip fans around the globe, however these are the times when we finally get to see the cheesy payoffs for all of our efforts. That’...
Tonight We Wage War at Countertop…
I don’t want to alarm anyone, so just try to stay calm when I tell you this…but I think we’re being watched. You think it sounds creepy now, but wait until I actually get around to explaining wh...