You may not even realize it, but more likely than not you’re probably actually reading this on a computer right this very moment! The future is now, folks…
I won’t even pretend to deny it – I love computers, possibly more than a happily married man should love these fancy boxes packed full of integrated circuit boards and magic and pixie dust and whatever the hell else it takes to make the pretty pictures show up on my screen when I press the buttons. Besides, who couldn’t love the technological wonder that single-handedly revolutionized the nudie pic industry for a whole new generation of up and coming breast, leg, and thigh-loving aficionados the world over?!
…of course, computers can also do all sorts of other wonderful things as well, or so I’m told…
A Google Maps Kind of Day… (originally published on 11/14/2008)
Bad Computer! (originally published on 2/27/2009)
From the Public, For the Public … Online Edition (originally published on 5/21/2003)
Nope – I don’t even have a segue from that into the archived columns that I wanted to pimp this week, but I hope that you’ll enjoy this latest delve featuring a few of my previously penned computer-oriented pieces nonetheless! But don’t breathe that sigh of relief just yet – Tech Month is barely half over so far and the best* is still yet to come…
* Note: future humor columns may not actually be “the best,” but they’ll at least be better than otherwise sitting there eating your cold breakfast cereal in silence … probably.
- Scot-pruder