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The Humor Column has been published since 1999 and currently spans 411 columns

A weekly column that started somewhere between 1999 and 2001, The Humor Column is my longest running column to date and probably one of my works that I enjoy writing the most. Over the years, I've always seemed to be able to entertain myself by finding humor in even the most mundane of happenings. Eventually I started writing down these random musings about the oddities of life that stood out to me on a weekly basis and now years later, well, as you can see I've grown quite the collection...

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December 31, 2003 - The New Years Column, version 2004
December 24, 2003 - Santa Claus vs. The Dump Truck: A Comparative Analysis
December 17, 2003 - Popcorn and Maple Syrup and Noodle Rings for All!
December 10, 2003 - Christmas Time is Near – Keep Your Guard Up!
December 3, 2003 - Cue Up the Next Family Gathering!
November 26, 2003 - Just Be Thankful You’re Not the Turkey!
November 19, 2003 - Crazy @#*!&%$ Drivers!
November 12, 2003 - “I Said We’ve Gotta Move It Out, ‘Cause the City’s Movin’ In…”
November 5, 2003 - Super-Size, Ostracize…What’s the Difference?
October 29, 2003 - I’ll See You in Court!
October 22, 2003 - Saving Daylight
October 15, 2003 - In 1492, Columbus…Did Something or Other of Fairly Great Significance…
October 8, 2003 - My Governor Can Spell More Better Than Your Governor!
October 1, 2003 - Drivers Passengers Wanted
September 24, 2003 - The Music’s Too Loud!
September 17, 2003 - Reality Bites
September 10, 2003 - Losing My Mind, and Several Other More Important Items Around the House…
September 3, 2003 - Homework, Humility & Hangovers
August 27, 2003 - If I Directed the Movies…
August 20, 2003 - Things That Go Chirp in the Night
August 13, 2003 - Will You Marry Me…on the Moon?!
August 6, 2003 - There Be Mosquitoes in These Here Parts…
July 30, 2003 - The Bears Should Be the Least of Your Worries!
July 23, 2003 - Back to the Drawing Board
July 16, 2003 - Play That Song One More Time and I’m Switching to Polka!
July 9, 2003 - Take Me Out to the Ballgame…I Could Use a Good Nap!
July 2, 2003 - There Ain’t No Cure for the Summertime Blues…
May 28, 2003 - The Easiest Jobs in the World (…when sucking isn’t just an option, it’s a requirement!)
May 21, 2003 - From the Public, For the Public…Online Edition
May 14, 2003 - So Sue Me!
May 7, 2003 - Emo is as Emo Does…
April 30, 2003 - Driving for Dummies
April 23, 2003 - Ask the Single Guy…
April 16, 2003 - The Coming of Spring
April 9, 2003 - The Lost Art of Customer Service
April 2, 2003 - From the Public, For the Public…An Office Space Tribute
March 26, 2003 - “It’s Not My Fault You Elected a Moron…”
March 19, 2003 - Not-So-Great Moments in Science
March 12, 2003 - The Luck of the Scott-ish
March 5, 2003 - Great Moments in Science
February 28, 2003 - Can We Still Be Friends?
February 26, 2003 - All’s Fair in Love and War…Including Cyanide
February 19, 2003 - True Love Means Never Having to Say, “Get Off Me – You’re Heavy…”
February 12, 2003 - The Dating Game
February 5, 2003 - What Women Don’t Want…
January 29, 2003 - Bucs Win the Super Bowl, Hell Freezes Over, and Other Astonishing Tales…
January 15, 2003 - You Down with Mr. Freeze? (yeah, you know me!)
January 8, 2003 - If I Could Turn Back Time…