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The Humor Column has been published since 1999 and currently spans 411 columns

A weekly column that started somewhere between 1999 and 2001, The Humor Column is my longest running column to date and probably one of my works that I enjoy writing the most. Over the years, I've always seemed to be able to entertain myself by finding humor in even the most mundane of happenings. Eventually I started writing down these random musings about the oddities of life that stood out to me on a weekly basis and now years later, well, as you can see I've grown quite the collection...

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December 28, 2007 - Guesstimating in the New Year
December 21, 2007 - We Wish You a Merry Stress-Mas, and a Prozac New Year!
December 14, 2007 - Top 10 Things I Would Do to Get an iPhone This Christmas
December 7, 2007 - Where a Kid Can be a Very, Very Picky Kid…
November 30, 2007 - The Rules of Manhood with Regards to Illuminated Christmas Décor
November 23, 2007 - Might as Well Face It, I’m Addicted to Pumpkin
November 16, 2007 - The Cost of Stupidity This Week is $98
November 9, 2007 - The Arby-Q is Back!!!
November 2, 2007 - The Great Ant Invasion of 2007
October 26, 2007 - All About Fall
October 19, 2007 - Follow Up, Top Down
October 12, 2007 - Moving Sucks … Part 135
October 5, 2007 - Clean or Move – That is the Question…
September 28, 2007 - So I’m Afraid of Empty Pools…
September 21, 2007 - It’s Not Just a Box, It’s a “Storage System”
September 14, 2007 - Did That Bush Just Bear Its Teeth At Me?
September 7, 2007 - In My Dreams…
August 31, 2007 - Bug Column #473: Montezuma’s Revenge
August 24, 2007 - The One Where Lori Almost Gets Eaten by Tiny Fish
August 17, 2007 - Rationalizing Road Rage
August 10, 2007 - Dear My Neighbor’s Dogs…
August 3, 2007 - Scott’s Top Ten Rules of Summer
July 27, 2007 - Surviving the Bridal Showcase
July 20, 2007 - Scott vs. Dracula
July 13, 2007 - Convertible Envy
July 7, 2007 - Lucky Seven(er)s
June 29, 2007 - Tales of Dieting Wisdom & Woe
June 22, 2007 - Victory is Ours!!!
June 15, 2007 - Horrors from Beyond the Adjustable Chair
June 8, 2007 - Not a Fan of Flying
June 1, 2007 - I’m Sorry – I Can’t Hear You Over the Frogs!
May 25, 2007 - Engagement Aftermath … the Wedding Planning Cometh
May 18, 2007 - The Engagement Archives Part 2: Ring Purchasing for Dummies
May 11, 2007 - The Engagement Archives Part 1: Ring Shopping for Dummies
May 4, 2007 - The One Where Scott Gets Engaged
April 27, 2007 - Would You Like Some Chicken with That Chicken???
April 20, 2007 - A Tale of Two Toilets
April 13, 2007 - April Showers Make for One Soggy Scott
April 6, 2007 - Always Low Prices at the Epicenter of Stupidity
March 30, 2007 - Toilet Humor
March 23, 2007 - Sex on the Beach, Eh, Almost…
March 16, 2007 - For Those Still in Doubt, a Florist I am Not…
March 9, 2007 - The Tivo Revolt
March 2, 2007 - I Have a Dentist Appointment … in About Four Months
February 26, 2007 - The Humor Column – Painkiller Edition
February 19, 2007 - Why Do Bad Batteries Always Happen to Good People?
February 12, 2007 - Putting Away Christmas
February 5, 2007 - Valentine’s Day in a Box
January 26, 2007 - Not All Chicken is Created Equal
January 19, 2007 - A Helpful Boost for Your New Years Resolutions
January 12, 2007 - I Smell a Rat…or Possibly Something Else Equally Disgusting
January 5, 2007 - Nobody’s Idol But My Own…