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The Humor Column has been published since 1999 and currently spans 421 columns

A weekly column that started somewhere between 1999 and 2001, The Humor Column is my longest running column to date and probably one of my works that I enjoy writing the most. Over the years, I've always seemed to be able to entertain myself by finding humor in even the most mundane of happenings. Eventually I started writing down these random musings about the oddities of life that stood out to me on a weekly basis and now years later, well, as you can see I've grown quite the collection...

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December 26, 2008 - Wii’ll Not Be Getting Any Work Done Anytime Soon!
December 19, 2008 - The Best Things in Life are Actually Very Expensive
December 12, 2008 - A Public Service Announcement with Regards to Snow
December 5, 2008 - Merry Recession-mas!!! Scott’s Guide to Giving When the Giving Ain’t So Good…
November 28, 2008 - Black Friday … Do People Still DO That?!
November 27, 2008 - Dig Out the Dinner Pants! (a Comedic-Genius Thanksgiving Special Edition)
November 21, 2008 - Arrrgggh, There Be Trouble Out There on the High Seas
November 14, 2008 - A Google Maps Kind of Day…
November 7, 2008 - A Time for Gloating…
October 31, 2008 - Remembering What Halloween is Really All About…
October 24, 2008 - Voltron for President
October 17, 2008 - Enough of This Wedding Crap … Let’s Get Back to Politics!
October 10, 2008 - One Day In, This Marriage Thing Ain’t So Bad!
October 3, 2008 - A Bachelor’s Swan Song
September 26, 2008 - Of Lovebugs, You Betchas, and Bailouts…
September 19, 2008 - Weed Not, Want Not…
September 12, 2008 - Lose It or Lose It
September 5, 2008 - The Beginning of the End
August 29, 2008 - Celebrate the Season with Savings!!!
August 22, 2008 - Gather the “Hurricane Supplies”
August 15, 2008 - Olympically Challenged
August 8, 2008 - Danger Lurks Around Every Channel
August 1, 2008 - Creatures from the Chlorinated Lagoon
July 25, 2008 - Banding Together to Take Back Our Bathrooms
July 18, 2008 - Power to the People!
July 11, 2008 - Tortilla Chip Blasphemy of a Fruity Persuasion
July 4, 2008 - Independent, But Not From Severe Neck Trauma…
June 27, 2008 - Really Cheap Sunglasses…
June 20, 2008 - ‘Tis the Season for Playing Catch-Up
June 13, 2008 - Unlucky Like a Rock
June 6, 2008 - Heckling Your Way Through Another Crappy Summer Blockbuster Season
May 30, 2008 - Please Don’t Sell This Column for Gas Money…
May 23, 2008 - It’s Good to Be the King (of the Skies!)
May 16, 2008 - Stamps A Lot…
May 9, 2008 - Fertilize This!
May 2, 2008 - I Think Our Refrigerator is About to Explode…
April 25, 2008 - Reason #87 Why Scott Isn’t Ready to Have Kids…
April 18, 2008 - Flower Day(s) = Not So Much…
April 11, 2008 - Cake Day = Best Wedding Planning Day EVER!!!
April 4, 2008 - You CAN Hear Me Now!!!
March 28, 2008 - Up to Our Ears in Dolphins…
March 21, 2008 - Celebrate the Season with Delicious Ham
March 14, 2008 - Where’s a Stray Alligator When You Need One?
March 7, 2008 - Grunting the Pounds Away
February 29, 2008 - Sleeping in HD
February 22, 2008 - Taming the Ever-Resilient Butt Divot
February 15, 2008 - You Didn’t Forget, Did You?! Uh oh…
February 8, 2008 - Deep Fry It on a Stick and They Will Come…
February 1, 2008 - Living in Florida Means Never Having to Take Weather Advice from a Groundhog
January 25, 2008 - Sentenced to the Man Couch
January 18, 2008 - Talk to Your Hairstylist to See If Porn is Right for You
January 11, 2008 - Cold Feet
January 4, 2008 - A New Nose in a New Year