http://www.comedic-genius.com Showcasing the writing and other creative works of Scott Sevener... Sat, 24 Jul 2010 08:09:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/caution-alligator-in-roadway/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/caution-alligator-in-roadway/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:00:07 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2655
You know how when you’re just driving along, minding your own business, and then all of a sudden, you hit an alligator in the middle of the road?! Of course you don’t, because aside from Florida, that’s something that really doesn’t happen anywhere else in the entire world. ]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/caution-alligator-in-roadway/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/in-observance-of-national-ice-cream-day/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/in-observance-of-national-ice-cream-day/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:00:16 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2650
It’s going to be a very busy weekend, my friends! A very busy and also very delicious weekend, so I hope that you’ve already taken the time to polish up your favorite dessert spoon and clear your calendar…]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/in-observance-of-national-ice-cream-day/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/send-in-the-ultramarines/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/send-in-the-ultramarines/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 10:00:21 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2644
The lack of dirt and grime, the pleasant, post-shower aroma, the generally squeaky-clean feeling – of course … it all seemed so obvious now! How silly of me to think that merely a bunch of random chemicals were to thank for the daily ridding of bacteria and miscellaneous crud from this withered temple of a body of mine!]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/send-in-the-ultramarines/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/unstable-air/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/unstable-air/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:00:06 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2632
I don’t pretend to enjoy flying any more than I pretend to enjoy a good root canal or a lazy afternoon with nothing to watch but FOX News. I think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re well past the days of flying the friendly skies when the stewardesses still winked at you and it didn’t cost $37 for a bag of pretzels the size of an iPod...]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/unstable-air/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/welcome-to-florida-you-gullible-suckers/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/welcome-to-florida-you-gullible-suckers/#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:00:12 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2620
Sure, giant lizards munching on your rhododendrons might be a bit of a surprise the first time around, but if you ask me, a little unexpected gator with your morning paper is nothing compared to an even more vicious predator that also happens to be native to our fair state of Florida as well...]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/welcome-to-florida-you-gullible-suckers/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/keep-your-chainsaw-to-yourself/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/keep-your-chainsaw-to-yourself/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:00:23 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2611
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguely startling scenes in their theatrical trailers, I’m a big, fat, gigantic wuss...]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/keep-your-chainsaw-to-yourself/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/oh-the-weather-outside-is-muggy/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/oh-the-weather-outside-is-muggy/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:00:03 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2602
It’s a horrible time of year to be a Floridian, really, which is why if you happen to travel down in this direction during any of those traditional summer months like June through August, you won’t see a single Florida resident actually outside during your entire stay because, well, by now most of us tend to know better!]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/oh-the-weather-outside-is-muggy/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/hurricane-schmurricane%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/hurricane-schmurricane%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:00:38 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2596
The NOAA is predicting that 2010 will see an “above normal” level of hurricane activity with conditions that resemble some “very active” seasons from years past. Upon hearing this news, the average Floridian replied, “Meh…” and will do precisely nothing to prepare for our potentially imminent destruction…]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/hurricane-schmurricane%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/the-great-pantry-purge-of-2010/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/the-great-pantry-purge-of-2010/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 10:00:22 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2584
Yeah, those dates that you can’t even read because they’re so faded? Not a good sign, or so I’m told…]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/the-great-pantry-purge-of-2010/feed/ 0 http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/along-came-many-many-spiders%e2%80%a6/ http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/along-came-many-many-spiders%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 21 May 2010 10:00:25 +0000 Scott Sevener http://www.comedic-genius.com/?p=2589
You know what they say – You can lead a spider to water, but you can’t make it drink. No, that’s not right. How about – A spider in the hand is worth two hiding behind your couch. Errr, that’s not it, either. I know!  If you give a spider a cookie, he’s going to want a [...]]]> http://www.comedic-genius.com/writing/humor/2010/along-came-many-many-spiders%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0