It’s hard to believe that it’s been 10 whole years since I tricked a woman into marrying, err – I mean, found the soulmate who I want to spend the rest of my life with! This marri...
There is such a thing as too much pumpkin, there is such a thing as too much pumpkin… Oh, hi there! Now I know what you’re thinking … “But Scott – wasn’t it...
There’s something to be said for throwing everyone in the car, including even the family dog, and just driving for hours on end with no particular destination in mind… There’s somet...
Well, that’s not entirely true. Here in Florida, we joke about hurricanes pretty much anytime except when one is literally in the process of flooding and/or blowing...
That’s it – summer’s over! Time to tell those kids to hang up their beach towels and hit the books… …apparently… This is actually my first year doing The Back to S...
Eventually we all reach an age where birthdays, quite frankly, just aren’t all that exciting anymore. For me, apparently it’s this one – ripe, old “37” … which i...
I don’t want to be writing about Nazis. There’s not really much to be said about Nazis that hasn’t already been said in textbooks and documentaries and Indiana Jones movies, so unles...
There once was a little boy – not much older than you, in fact. He was a good, little boy – for the most part. He listened to his teachers in school, and he refrained from hitting the dog ...
If there’s one thing that us lazy people hate, it’s doing stuff. I don’t care if we’re talking about mowing the lawn, driving to the store for groceries, or rolling out of be...
— ACT 1 : MORNING TIME — A quiet, serene house is abruptly awoken by the sound of two tiny banshees ready to feast… BABIES: “WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” DAD: “...