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My Hilarious Travelogue

People Buy the Darnedest Dumbest Things

Now as peculiar on the outside as so many of the stores that we came across seemed to be, I don’t think that any of them individually covered as many varieties of weird as the infamous, can’t look away curiosity magnet that is the As Seen on TV Store. I tried to be all sly about taking pictures of all of the ridiculous products in their store, although something tells me that they probably get that a lot … but nonetheless, here is a small sampling of items actually up for sale that amused me the most…

Yes, it really is just like walking through your TV line-up at about four in the morning!

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So much urine ... what do I do?!

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Guaranteed to get any kid beat up - just like magic!

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More likely creations - the worm, the stick, and the soon to be re-gifted waste of money...

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From the people who brought you Mighty Movers, it's pretty much the same concept ... just for your kids instead of your furniture! Yay!!!

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Never again feel obligated to eat an entire banana in one sitting...

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...or an avocado, for that matter. Why bother eating all of ANYTHING in its entirety anymore these days?!

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Yet another food related invention ... this one aimed at people who enjoy their food injected inside other food.

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And finally, really, who wouldn't want to wake up to the sounds of a squealing pig each and every morning?!