Now as peculiar on the outside as so many of the stores that we came across seemed to be, I don’t think that any of them individually covered as many varieties of weird as the infamous, can’t look away curiosity magnet that is the As Seen on TV Store. I tried to be all sly about taking pictures of all of the ridiculous products in their store, although something tells me that they probably get that a lot … but nonetheless, here is a small sampling of items actually up for sale that amused me the most…
Yes, it really is just like walking through your TV line-up at about four in the morning!

So much urine ... what do I do?!

Guaranteed to get any kid beat up - just like magic!

More likely creations - the worm, the stick, and the soon to be re-gifted waste of money...

From the people who brought you Mighty Movers, it's pretty much the same concept ... just for your kids instead of your furniture! Yay!!!

Never again feel obligated to eat an entire banana in one sitting...

...or an avocado, for that matter. Why bother eating all of ANYTHING in its entirety anymore these days?!

Yet another food related invention ... this one aimed at people who enjoy their food injected inside other food.

And finally, really, who wouldn't want to wake up to the sounds of a squealing pig each and every morning?!