WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) – As the excitement of a democratic victory in the United States Senate finally begins to dissipate this weekend after a highly aggressive election left many from both sides stunned, the attention now turns to a veritable think tank on Capitol Hill as the Democratic Party calls a close to their celebration in an attempt to brainstorm ways in which they can mess up the system better and more efficiently than their predecessors.
“It’s a theory that I like to call ‘thinking outside the bun,’” explained Senator David Bailey of New Mexico. “This is a great opportunity for us democrats to make some changes around this place, and we’re certainly not taking our amazing victory lightly. The war has been won, but the battle has just begun … no wait, that’s not right…”
Democrats from across the country have convened in an undisclosed location (the Hooters on 57th St. and Gladstone) to strategize the first and most epic of proposals that they will offer up to their Senatorial co-workers when “the power” is shifted to their side later on this year. Our sources tell us that so far their list of ideas includes:
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