Naples, Fl (Just Laugh) – In a stunning display of confusion that only strengthens the argument that maybe the elderly just shouldn’t be allowed to vote at all, several AARP groups throughout Central Florida this morning expressed dismay and scorn after realizing that their understanding of this year’s ballot was not entirely “accurate.”
“I didn’t think it seemed ‘weird’ at all,” informed Mel Buckson when asked to describe his own experience at the polls. “I mean, it’s about time we had somebody run in these gosh darn elections that’s truly a man of the people, and I for one can’t think of any better candidate for the job than Jesus Christ himself.”
“I was first hurt, and then a bit angered,” explained Marlene Hagerly. “I guess first I thought somebody said that Jesus hadn’t won, and then they told me that he wasn’t even on the ballot and that this Crist guy had taken the race for governor. It’s just not right…”
“There’s only one Christ in my life and it sure as hell isn’t Charlie Crist!” we were told by long-time Naples resident Bud Nelson. “I’ve got half a mind to write a letter to the Governor about this – this kind of nonsense isn’t tolerated here in the great state of Florida!”
Representatives of several voting precincts verified that Mr. Crist’s name was spelled correctly on their ballots and that any misunderstandings during the process could be addressed by seeking out one of the attendants at the individual precincts.
Charlie Crist could not be reached for comment, however a representative of Jesus Christ released, “The Lord and Savior appreciates the support of his followers, as unscrewed and befuddled as many of them may very well be.”
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