Fresno County, CA (Just Laugh) – While trailer parks across the Midwest are still dismayed about the detrimental breakup of pop princess Britney Spears and her bubbly boy wonder, Kevin Federline, the former husband has wasted no time in turning the media blitz in his favor with the hopes of making a few extra bucks, and this time it isn’t with a mediocre rap album…
Whyte Boyz Entepryzes is pleased to announced “It Was Good While It Lasted” a new scent created by Kevin Federline himself to “capture the essence of a moment that probably should’ve never been.” The unique fragrance of Kristal, double cheeseburgers, and burning tires comes together in a delectable odor that just screams secondhand success, guaranteed to drive impressionable minds wild with desire for approximately fifteen minutes (actual performance may vary on quantity of “mad skillz” one has).
When asked to comment on his recent breakup, Federline burst into a tearful rap, citing such colorful lyrics as “Brit was the finest ho I’ll ever have” and “I’m just glad she’s letting me keep that leather couch we bought in Fresno.” “It Was Good While It Lasted” is set to hit the shelves of K-Mart and other near-bankrupt department stores across the county on December 1st.
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