Clearwater Beach, FL (Just Laugh) – After hearing horrendous allegations that another member of the trusted media made judgments against one Katie Rees, a former Miss Nevada pageant winner, for showing her God-given attributes and sharing the utmost of affections with some male and female friends in photos that appeared on several popular Internet websites, this reporter wrote this very article condemning such ludicrous and slanderous ideas concerning someone who is very clearly a young, innocent and fragile woman…
“It’s just not right for them to go around trash-talking our mid-20s party babes like that,” I told myself in a candid, no-holds-barred interview at my private estate earlier this morning. “Those jackals should be ashamed of what they did – telling a woman that girls of ‘her stature’ are supposed to be a ‘role model’ for younger generations! Why, if other up and coming nearly-legal teenage girls can’t look to people like Miss Nevada to learn that it’s ok for them to share a sweet and magical kiss with their dorm mates every now and again, then who will they get that kind of sage-like knowledge from?!”
Before finishing off a third Margarita and proceeding to fall asleep in a nearby lounge chair, this reporter also expressed his sympathy towards Ms. Rees in saying that he hopes that the mean and nasty words from the media and of course, Mr. Trump himself and his conservative, narrow-minded cronies, don’t affect her decisions in the future to swap spit with other chicks in as many public places as possible. Or if you want to just post the pictures online later, that would be fine, too.
Either way, bad media for discouraging this young and intelligent woman from sharing her gifts with the world! A woman should never regret sharing her bosoms with anyone, that is, unless that person happens to be Donald Trump…
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