NEW YORK (Just Laugh) – “I might not even wear underwear at all!” was the most ear-catching comment heard from the corner booth at Chili’s late Tuesday afternoon as Michelle Langley gossiped with her girlfriends about the plans for her Halloween costume this year.
Langley, 28, like thousands of other women has enjoyed dressing like a complete and total slut each year for Halloween since her Freshman year in college, when she showed up at the Kappa Delta Phi Whore-or Night dressed as Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile…that is, if Cleopatra also happened to moonlight as a stripper down the block to pick up a little extra cash on the weekends. Citing a “woman’s intuition” and her need to let her inner-tramp shine, Langley often spends hours upon hours during her day job at MacNeil Federal Credit Union brainstorming for her next slutty fashion statement, sometimes even months prior to the haunted holiday itself.
“It’s not raunchy,” Langley explained, “we’re just having a good time, and if a group of fully-grown adults wants to dress up as bunny rabbits wearing leather bustiers and thigh-high boots, then what’s the big deal?”
Although not wanting to entirely give away her latest creation, Langley did brag that this year’s slutty apparel will likely be derived from the Hollywood blockbusters that she and her friends have enjoyed over the previous months while getting completely sloshed with apple martinis down at the neighborhood multiplex. While expecting and eagerly anticipating a presentation akin to that of Keira Knightley’s in this year’s smash hit Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, this writer isn’t ashamed to admit that he wouldn’t mind seeing Langley’s costume stem from the musical delight on ice that will be Happy Feet, either.
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