LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) – After another grueling 16-week job interview period during the latest season of his hit reality TV show, The Apprentice, Donald Trump announced during the season finale this evening that he has finally chosen a winner for the sixth season of the series, and that after careful consideration of over one million applicants that applied for the position, the candidate most qualified to serve as Mr. Trump’s apprentice on his next multi-million dollar project is … himself.
“Business is business,” said Trump when asked of his decision, “and at the end of the day, you’ve got to do what’s best for the business. This competition is designed to choose the best of the best, and that’s exactly what it did. I think I’ve got just what it takes to be my own apprentice, and I’m really looking forward to seeing what I can do.”
As the winner of this year’s contest, Trump awarded himself an entry-level management job at his choice of real estate projects in either New York City or Miami Beach, of which Trump chose the New York City project because he wanted to be closer to his family and he also expressed concerns that his toupee might spontaneously combust under the hot, Floridian sun. He will also take home a salary of $200,000 for the position, although more importantly Donald Trump believes that he will gain invaluable experience working underneath the most powerful name in the business of being a business-oriented businessman, Donald Trump.
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