MEXICO CITY, MEXICO (Just Laugh) – In response to a less than welcome visit by President George W. Bush in the final leg of his Latin American tour last week, Mexican Officials have announced an impromptu cleansing of their nation in an attempt to distance themselves from a man who seems to be hated by nearly every other nation in the Western Hemisphere.
“It’s nothing we wouldn’t do once a month anyways,” explained Chief Sanitation Officer Juan Santiago, “but our leaders just felt that it would be best if we moved the schedule along a bit to, well, clean things up around here. That Bush guy had a rowdy crew and they left quite a mess behind so, well, you know…”
The President of Mexico hereby declared Friday, March 23rd as National American Cleanup Day, during which Mexican citizens would be expected to first thoroughly clean their own homes, then proceed to their hometown’s public areas to commence with the collaborative efforts of removing the hordes of Anti-American paraphernalia that was used in protest during President Bush’s visit.
“Next time we’ll put a little more thinking into what kind of guests we welcome into Mexico,” cited Media Relations Special Martinez Santiago, “but for now, all we can do is clean. I’d recommend anyone who’s come in contact with Mr. Bush recently to do the same.”
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