What can I say? I have a lot of knowledge floating around up there in this old noggin' - it would kind of be selfish of me to just hog it all to myself...
Anyways, the original idea for this brain-sharing feature borrowed from the geniuses over at SoYouWanna.com, albeit it goes without saying that their own how-to guides are likely to come with about 300% less sarcasm and 150% more content that you should actually follow! Nonetheless, I like to think that it's comforting to know that you've got a place to turn when you really don't want good, quality advice about a topic, too. Welcome home!
Are those summertime blues getting you down? Tired of one flip-flop wearing jerk after another bringing his loud and annoying family to eat during your shift and then only tipping 5% because you wouldn’t let his kids draw on the walls? If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!
Are you one of these people who thinks that, on their own website or blog, you have the freedom to say whatever you want, whenever you want? Wake up, my friend – the Internet doesn’t work like that!
Part 2 of the epic holiday walkthrough…
Covering damn near every possible angle of the best-est holiday ever, I’ll walk you through home decorating, shopping for gifts, getting drunk at the family dinner and so much more!
Do you want to be the next Internet God, attracting fans from around the world and more members of the opposite sex than the legal limit in your given country? I think I can help you…
Think you’ve got what it takes to write like Dave Barry? Guess what – everybody does – and in under fifteen minutes, I’ll have you writing hilarious booger and fart jokes just like the king of comedy himself…
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