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		<title>So You Want to Be an Obnoxious Tourist…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2003 12:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/>Are those summertime blues getting you down?  Tired of one flip-flop wearing jerk after another bringing his loud and annoying family to eat during your shift and then only tipping 5% because you wouldn't let his kids draw on the walls?  If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!]]></description>
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		<title>So You Want to Get Your Ass Sued Off by a Giant, Multi-National Conglomerate…</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2003 12:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Sevener</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/>Are you one of these people who thinks that, on their own website or blog, you have the freedom to say <i>whatever you want, whenever you want?</i>  Wake up, my friend - the Internet doesn't work like that!]]></description>
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		<title>So You Want to Have a Merry Christmas! (Part 2 of 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2002 13:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/>Part 2 of the epic holiday walkthrough...]]></description>
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		<title>So You Want to Have a Merry Christmas! (Part 1 of 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2002 12:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/>Covering damn near every possible angle of <i>the best-est holiday ever</i>, I'll walk you through home decorating, shopping for gifts, getting drunk at the family dinner and so much more!]]></description>
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		<title>So You Want to Build Your Own Website and Have Thousands of Complete Strangers Worshipping Your Every Keystroke…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2002 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/>Do <i>you</i> want to be the next Internet God, attracting fans from around the world and more members of the opposite sex than the legal limit in your given country? &#160;I think I can help you...]]></description>
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		<title>So You Want to be a Humor Columnist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2002 12:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Sevener</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/>Think you've got what it takes to write like <i>Dave Barry</i>? Guess what - <i>everybody does</i> - and in under fifteen minutes, I'll have <i>you </i>writing hilarious booger and fart jokes just like the king of comedy himself...]]></description>
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