Happy Billy Bass-Mas!

Dec 24, 2013
The year was 1999, and the world was in desperate need of singing fishes. It had been 25 years since Al Green’s Take Me to the River had graced the airwaves and the last place anyone wouldR...

Space – Is – Awesome!!!

May 17, 2013
Not only will a home address in Low Earth Orbit look mighty impressive on the old Christmas cards that year, but I’m not sure if I mentioned it earlier … it would be totally awesome to live in spa...

Damn, It Looks Cool to be a Teppan Chef

Nov 12, 2010
Whether your preference is the steak or the chicken, or even the overly-ambitious chicken & shrimp combination extravaganza that yours truly foolishly opted in vain to attempt, I think if there’s on...

The Christmas List, 2009 Edition

Dec 24, 2009
A guy’s Christmas list says a lot about what kind of person he is.  Some guys want nothing but the most expensive, high-tech toys that money can buy (i.e. the fun stuff) while others prefer more se...

Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome

Oct 9, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special Anniversary Edition of The Humor Column. Special not only because I managed beat the stereotype and actually remember my own anniversary, but even more ...

Looking Back at an Awesome 2008

Jan 2, 2009
Not a bad year, eh?! Now sure, our little baby that was 2008 certainly had its ups and down, ebbs and flows, pizzas and Brussels sprouts, but really, each and every year usually tends to – a lot can...

A Time for Gloating…

Nov 7, 2008
In these grand, historic times, I’d like to begin our weekly meeting of the humor-loving minds with a quote from one Nelson Muntz of The Simpsons fame. If Mr. Muntz was here to celebrate with us tod...