A Humble Apology to My Fellow Lazy Shoppers
It was a no-good, rotten, despicable thing to do and frankly I feel absolutely horrible about it, but because we all know that trust is paramount between a humor columnist and his adoring readers in t...
Goodbye to a Christmas Tree…
I must admit that some seven years later I would’ve never expected that old Father Time would be so cruel to my beloved white Christmas tree over the years......
Once Upon a Last-Minute Christmas…
You’d think that might’ve been a tad more motivated to actually get all of my amazing presents under the tree in a more timely manner, but as they say, lazy habits die hard…...
Behind the Process: Holiday Super Crazy Busy Time!
With so much to do already, you’d have to be crazy to think it’s possible to also knock-out a 600-word column on top of everything else … who has the time???...
The Qualifications of the Modern Toy-Making Elf
Give me a pocket knife and I could go out into the woods and whittle you a set of Lincoln Logs, but today’s modern Christmas gifts require a bit more assembly than the simple cut here, pound there t...
To Build a House of Gingerbread…
What better way to help transition into Christmastime after a bountiful Thanksgiving feast than by building your own edible encomium of holiday spirit, complete with a Skittle-tiled roof and gumdrop s...
The Year I Got Socks for Christmas
That’s right, folks – not just one, but two editions of The Humor Column this week … call it a little Christmas gift from me to you because, well, I don’t make nearly enough to buy you all new...
The Christmas List, 2009 Edition
A guy’s Christmas list says a lot about what kind of person he is. Some guys want nothing but the most expensive, high-tech toys that money can buy (i.e. the fun stuff) while others prefer more se...
Re-Gifting the Snuggie
It happens to the best of us, typically brought on by the worst of us – participate in this gift exchanging rollercoaster long enough and eventually you’re going to be faced with quite possibly th...- 2 of 4
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