Nightmare on Pee-Pee Hallway Street

Oct 28, 2016
I’ve peed a lot of places over my years.  Some I’m not proud of, but none like this.  Never anything like this… * * * * * * * * * * It’s intriguing how the sound of something...

A Maze of Any Other Flavor…

Oct 30, 2015
There are many foods that I’ve occasionally dreamt of finding myself lost in a maze of … pizza, General Tso’s chicken, those giant chocolate chip cookies from Panera that just about...

Living in a Pumpkin Spice World

Oct 4, 2013
There are two kinds of people in this world – those who look forward to the coming of autumn with a wild anticipation for all of the breathtakingly amazing treasures and treats to be graced with the...

Scott Scared Silly

Oct 29, 2006
Halloween – an evening of fright, a night of terror, a myriad of horror and mystery, ridden with taunts of ghastly beings and undying souls and blood-thirsty minions roaming the dark in search o...

Freaks on Parade

Oct 31, 2002
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time again! Yes, that’s right – it’s time to let your hair down, let it all hang out and just let it be…sorry, I couldn’t think of a third one to finish the...

Halloween is a Time for Giving…

Oct 24, 2001
Ah, the great season of fall! The leaves that once covered the massive trees that surround our homes have turned the most magnificent shades and fallen to the ground, the song birds and woodland creat...