My Brand New Wasabi Couch

Dec 13, 2013
Of all the shades of green in my days – forest green, mint green, maybe even a little avocado – I can’t say as though I’ve ever gazed upon a thing, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral, and tho...

The Urine Courier

Sep 27, 2013
I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldn...

Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome

Oct 9, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special Anniversary Edition of The Humor Column. Special not only because I managed beat the stereotype and actually remember my own anniversary, but even more ...

Who Knew Weddings Could Be This Easy?!

Jun 19, 2009
You know, I never thought I’d catch myself saying this, but going to weddings really isn’t all that bad anymore. And I suppose before girlfriends and wives the world over start printing that state...

A Bachelor’s Swan Song

Oct 3, 2008
So this is it, folks – my last column as a single man, and not so much in the doppelganger or evil twin lurking out there in the shadows perspective so much as the no more checking out hot chicks at...

Lose It or Lose It

Sep 12, 2008
Alrighty, folks – we’re officially in panic mode! And boy, am I tired. Honestly, I probably shouldn’t even be taking the break to write the here column, but the way I see it, there’s only so m...

Flower Day(s) = Not So Much…

Apr 18, 2008
If last week was the awesomest that wedding planning had to offer, then I think I might go so far as to say that flower planning is just about the antithesis of cake planning, at least in my book. And...