I Now Own a Chainsaw

Jul 31, 2015
You’d probably think that I’d be happy … perhaps even excited about this, but I assure you I’m really not. Sure, chainsaws are among the manliest of tools, whether you’...

I Hate Cleaning

May 4, 2012
No matter how much elbow grease and sunshine I put into cleaning, it’s only a matter of time before it all comes back with an unholy vengeance and if there’s one thing I hate more than cleaning, i...

Behind the Process: The Last Minute

Aug 20, 2010
The truth is, 90% of all writing is done at the last minute, whether it be cookbook recipes or new episodes of The Simpsons or even humor columns just like this one that you’re reading right now......

A Google Maps Kind of Day…

Nov 14, 2008
It’s amazing the kinds of things you can find to do when you should be working. Take Google Maps, for instance – now I know that these features have actually been out for quite some time now, but ...

‘Tis the Season for Playing Catch-Up

Jun 20, 2008
Here we are, folks! The first day of summer is finally here, and you know what that means… It’s time to finally settle up on all of those Christmas presents that you forgot six months ago to make ...

Sleeping in HD

Feb 29, 2008
Why do I do it?! I haven’t been getting as much sleep as I should lately, to the point where it’s not even cutting into my “beauty sleep” portion as much as it’s cutting into my “ability t...

Moving Sucks … Part 135

Oct 12, 2007
It’s 2:35am and I’m so bloody tired. So tired, in fact, that the delirium has me talking like a British dude, apparently, which is never a good sign! As previously mentioned in our last episode of...

Putting Away Christmas

Feb 12, 2007
Is it just me or does it seem like the sooner Christmas comes around, the sooner we’re putting it away these days?! Needless to say, I’m not one of those “crazy folks” who subscribes to the no...