Filter This!

Sep 18, 2015
I’d like to have a word with the guy who installed the AC vents in my house. I don’t know if he just happened to be extraordinarily tall or if there’s actually some boring, scienti...

I Hate Cleaning

May 4, 2012
No matter how much elbow grease and sunshine I put into cleaning, it’s only a matter of time before it all comes back with an unholy vengeance and if there’s one thing I hate more than cleaning, i...

A House Call from the Rug Doctor

Feb 24, 2012
I just hope that the poor guy knows what he’s getting himself into because for the love of all things freshly Febreezed are the floors around this house absolutely and unequivocally beyond disgustin...

Our Messy House, Snow Globe Edition

Jan 6, 2012
I’m sure if they had any idea of the colossal mess that these seemingly harmless fillers can impose on an unsuspecting home should the furry walls containing them somehow become compromised, they’...

Dude, Where Are My Hangers?!

Nov 19, 2010
I guess you might say that I have somewhat of a hanger-shortage in my house … note, specifically *I* am experiencing this particular shortage – my wife is, in fact, doing just fine in the overall ...

Spring Cleaning is for Chumps

May 29, 2009
I knew I forgot to do something over the last 6 – 8 weeks… But here we are now, right on the heels of summer, and with June literally right around the corner at this point, I guess all I can say i...