I have no idea what he needed all 1.45 gallons for, nor do I really want to know what kooky, lab experiments he could possibly be cooking up for which a normal, Dixie cup-sized sample of urine wouldn�...
I guess you could say that I have sort of a love/fear relationship with cruise ships. A few years ago I wrote about the very first cruise that I went on – romantically enough, for my wedding an...
Here she sees it as her #1 job to protect the inhabitants of our house from all outside threats, and yet the thundering booms as sparks fall from the clouds imply that she’s clearly out of her leagu...
I swear, sometimes I miss the good, old days when she would just crap right there in the middle of the floor and get it over with because at least that I could bag up and throw out with the garbage…...
Up until now I’ve made a considerable effort to limit myself to meats that have actually been cooked – it’s a policy that has served me quite well over the years......
The latest challenge that I’ve been faced with recently in our quest to get settled in our new home is changing the burnt out lightbulb outside above our front porch. Just one stupid, little lightb...
It takes a real man to get in there and really scrub down all of those 90-second dinners and late-night snacks … which I suppose is only fair because it’s typically one of us who made most of the ...
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguel...
Apparently there are some people in this world who aren’t absolutely petrified when it comes to needles, and to those people I have only two words for you – you’re crazy....
Pronounced with a silent H, heavy on the phlegm… …and if there’s any question as to just how heavy we’re talking here, well, rest assured that it will all become disgustingly clear quite soon ...